Wondrland

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

90sbitchdotcom:

taylor momsen | Tumblr on We Heart It.

90sbitchdotcom:

taylor momsen | Tumblr on We Heart It.

bewwbs:

xamity:

skin-and-ink:

youlovelylilshit:

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

Ughhhhhh

Sweet fucking Jesus

Fuuuccckkkkk

oh fucking hell

Oh yes

bewwbs:

xamity:

skin-and-ink:

youlovelylilshit:

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

Ughhhhhh

Sweet fucking Jesus

Fuuuccckkkkk

oh fucking hell

Oh yes

sparrowsandcats:

 also could the world quit telling bisexual people that theyre pansexual okay if a person identifies as bisexual theyre fuckin bisexual, if a person identifies as pansexual then theyre fuckin pansexual youre not the fuckin orientation police 

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

tengounlunar:

Own your body!

tengounlunar:

Own your body!

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

furryness:

So I watched Aladdin this morning on Disney Channel and this popped up in the end ;-;

furryness:

So I watched Aladdin this morning on Disney Channel and this popped up in the end ;-;

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese